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While jejemons are being defined as those who like to use alternating caps and the excessive use of X,Z,H,W, and other "innovative" ways of communicating, hehemons are rather conscious with grammar and syntax but what makes them different from the rest is the "abuse" of the terms "hehe" or "haha", which denotes laughter or happiness, or even sarcasm. Some of them are jejemon-haters, while some don't mind them at all.
Hey, I think most of these jejemon-haters are hehemons. They use "hehe" too much.
hehemon by nerdherdkid June 1, 2010
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This are the normal people. They combat jejemons in their daily endeavours. Hehemons are the majority of people in social networking sites such as Facebook, Friendster, Twitter and Multiply. Hehemons are individuals with high IQs who spread around their intellect on the web by typing normally, making all people viewing their profile applause in understanding. Normal people can understand what hehemons say and they are actually quite friendly and good.
Smileyface is a hehemon thus typing normally and talking intellectually.
hehemon by JOMARI TEJERESAS May 1, 2010

Hehetmon 

Hehetmon was invented and designed by Kang Yeosang from Ateez.

He was inspired by bellflower and sunflower to create this adorable character. Why hehetmon? Because Yeosang is known to say "hehet" at many times.

It was drawn in different situations, and he also drew a hehetmon for each person in Ateez

This character is now known among all atiny.
"Hehetmon is Yeosang's baby"
Hehetmon by jjongcherryboo April 24, 2021

corporate hegemony 

Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.
Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.

hegemony 

primary dominance, leadership, or influence over others, especially as exercised by one nation.
The military supremacy of the United Nations hegemony can scarcely be challenged.
hegemony by Dr. Dave January 8, 2004
A leading or paramount power
most powerful country in the world
USA is the current hegemon so it can and does do anything it wants
hegemon by Dong Woo March 9, 2005

Cultural Hegemony 

An idea that states that the ruling class creates the values norms and culture of society. It identifies that who-ever or whatever lead your life you will naturally follow and will soak in the culture of it. There are pockets of counter-culture in every single society and the citizen must understand them and accept them.
The complexities of political consciousness are described by the theories of cultural hegemony.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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