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Aether theories
Even with the particles retarding the motion of the aether theories, the same will be true if, to counterbalance the increased inertia, suitable forces are caused to act on the aether at all points where the inertia is altered.
Aether theories by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Silent Hill 2 theories
The life source of Silent Hill fanboys everywhere. They have people fighting about the true ending and stuff like that.
Fanboy 1: Dude i just finished Silent Hill 2 last night!!
Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!
Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!
Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.
Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!
Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!
Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!
Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.
Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!
Silent Hill 2 theories by notdeadyet01 November 7, 2011
Call of Duty: Theories
Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.
Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Call of Duty: Theories
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Call of Duty: Theories by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009
crackpot theories
Completely insane or inane theories, often dreamed up by paranoid schizophrenics, conspiracy theorists, and ChristianConservatives.
crackpot theories by b_Alister May 6, 2010
Queer and feminist Theories
Dr. Dyke and Dr. Bendover earned their PhDs in Queer and Feminist theories. They applied to all the liberal colleges and universities in the United States. They got professorship jobs at Sarah Lawrence College, and they produced an endless horde of welfare queens with huge student loans. Their welfare queens screamed for a government bail out.
Queer and feminist Theories by queensburykid July 29, 2022
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026