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Someone that you don't know hugging you.
I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me!
hectus by Lydia87 July 27, 2007
The age old philosophy which dictates the principles of being hectic. A fine art that requires decades of frequent acts of being hectic.
True hectism can only be attained by a select few.
Hectism also entails a blatant disregard for social acceptability.
Person 1: Man, lately I've been feeling as though something is lacking in my life.
Person 2: Have you tried undertaking studies in the ways of Hectism?
Person 1: I have not.
Person stroking their pet raccoon and drinking whiskey from the skull of a grizzly: I have.
Person 2 : Hectic.
Hectism by Hecklers June 20, 2011

hectosis 

hectosis is the state of mind you are in when you have had a smoke and EVERY THING you try to do is too hectic.
hectosis is Driving to the shop to get munchies... well hectic
hectosis by Ian walker February 4, 2008
Meaning the situation is out of control and is intense
hectos by Azdog April 17, 2008
1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".
myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.
hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007
Someone who REALLY likes hot moms.
Yung Gravy is a hehtuse for Addison Re’s Mom.
hehtuse by hehtuse September 11, 2022
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