Hectum

A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

by Darkhumour666 April 29, 2025

Hectum

A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

by Darkhumour666 April 29, 2025

Hectum

A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

by Darkhumour666 April 29, 2025

Hectum

Something so extremely hectic it is viscerally felt in the rectum.

“Can’t believe Brad took that pegging from his missus with that 10,000 rpm rotating vibrator”. “Took it like a champ though man, so hectum!”

by Darkhumour666 May 31, 2025

hectus

An internet troll. More often than not represented by an avatar of an undead with a punk hairstyle.

This must be Hectus, that piece of shit...

by Anonymous_Author_ June 30, 2022

hectus

Someone that you don't know hugging you.

I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me!

by Lydia87 July 27, 2007

Hectomaniac

A person who thrives on a busy lifestyle.

Jenny never comes out for happy hour anymore. Due to her hectic schedule, she's developed into a full-fledged hectomaniac!

by C. Leigh Stevens May 18, 2008