Hectum

A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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Something so extremely hectic it is viscerally felt in the rectum.

“Can’t believe Brad took that pegging from his missus with that 10,000 rpm rotating vibrator”. “Took it like a champ though man, so hectum!”

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hectus

An internet troll. More often than not represented by an avatar of an undead with a punk hairstyle.

This must be Hectus, that piece of shit...

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I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me!

hectus by Lydia87 July 27, 2007

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Jenny never comes out for happy hour anymore. Due to her hectic schedule, she's developed into a full-fledged hectomaniac!

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