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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.
“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”
Hectum by Darkhumour666 April 29, 2025
A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.
“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”
Hectum by Darkhumour666 April 29, 2025
Something so extremely hectic it is viscerally felt in the rectum.
“Can’t believe Brad took that pegging from his missus with that 10,000 rpm rotating vibrator”. “Took it like a champ though man, so hectum!”
Hectum by Darkhumour666 May 31, 2025
An internet troll. More often than not represented by an avatar of an undead with a punk hairstyle.
This must be Hectus, that piece of shit...
hectus by Anonymous_Author_ June 30, 2022
Someone that you don't know hugging you.
I went to a party and there was so much hectus, people I didn't know kept hugging me!
hectus by Lydia87 July 27, 2007

Hectomaniac 

A person who thrives on a busy lifestyle.
Jenny never comes out for happy hour anymore. Due to her hectic schedule, she's developed into a full-fledged hectomaniac!
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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