Definitions by Hecklers

Cashed out 

The act of gratuitous ingestion of the delectable nut known as the Cashew.
A surreal experience attained only through the Cashew nut.
Some who have had a "cashed out" experience say that it is equivalent to 5/3rds of an orgasm.

Person 1: *knees quivering*
Person 2: What's up with you?
Person 1: I'm cashed out brew!

Cashed out by Hecklers June 21, 2011

Hectism 

The age old philosophy which dictates the principles of being hectic. A fine art that requires decades of frequent acts of being hectic.
True hectism can only be attained by a select few.
Hectism also entails a blatant disregard for social acceptability.

Person 1: Man, lately I've been feeling as though something is lacking in my life.
Person 2: Have you tried undertaking studies in the ways of Hectism?
Person 1: I have not.
Person stroking their pet raccoon and drinking whiskey from the skull of a grizzly: I have.
Person 2 : Hectic.

Hectism by Hecklers June 20, 2011