heaslet 

Meaning Royalty, VIP status. Known for their enormous amount of knowledge their inventors. Heaslet"s have been around long time dates back to the 16th century.

I met Shelly Heaslet and man she is the most sexiest, funniest most wonderful woman I've ever met. No lie

heaslet by anonymous June 20, 2021

The Katie Heasley

Quite..The..Trickmaker.
Legendary Creature Found in the suburbs of Hogsmeade..

Dude did you see that over there?!

'Oooof...HELL YES..that's THE KATIE HEASLEY!!'

The Katie Heasley by Sameer Janjua May 15, 2008

Haslet 

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.

Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.

Haslet by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006

Haslet Texas 

Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.

Your a girl who chews tobacco ? You must be from Haslet Texas.

Haslet Texas by Rusty rom August 24, 2016

Haslet 

The best meat in the world

hmm, i love my haslet

Haslet by Chris Rowe September 27, 2004

Haslett High School 

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

Haslett High School by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008

Haslet 

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.

Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!

Haslet by kushti October 18, 2010