generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

health teacher by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

healthy touch by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.

P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!

Health Terrorism by peteybananas January 3, 2013

healthy screen time habits

The consensus among many parents that it is preferable to cultivate healthy screen time habits in children from a young age, rather than addressing the challenges of smartphone addiction later in life.

Most parents agree that shaping healthy screen time habits early on is crucial, as it can prevent the difficulties of dealing with smartphone addiction down the road.

healthy screen time habits by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026