hawkyns 

Hawkyns a great friend and person. He is always there for you and cares about his friends a lot. But also he is a ladies man with 50 girls trying to get with him at once. He is all around a great guy. He is sensitive on the inside and doesn’t show all his true feelings.

If you don’t have a Hawkyns as a friend or lover you don’t know true compassion.

hawkyns by A decent guy June 23, 2020

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020

hawkinsed 

To get so terribly drunk you resemble Stephen Hawkins on a bad day

I got totally hawkinsed last night

hawkinsed by Baboon2010 April 12, 2014

joseph hawkins 

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

joseph hawkins by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

gary hawkins

a gary hawkins is someone who has a very large penis , and is very good at every sport , he never losses and is the definition of bad ass , if you look at them wrong they will fuck your shit up!

Bro look at that kid hes such a gary hawkins!

gary hawkins by Yo M o T h E r November 7, 2011