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Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.
Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020

joseph hawkins 

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video
guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump
joseph hawkins by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

gary hawkins

a gary hawkins is someone who has a very large penis , and is very good at every sport , he never losses and is the definition of bad ass , if you look at them wrong they will fuck your shit up!
Bro look at that kid hes such a gary hawkins!
gary hawkins by Yo M o T h E r November 7, 2011

Sadie Hawkins 

Traditionally, Sadie Hawkins is an occasion when women take the initiative in inviting the men of their choice to a date.

According to an article in Antiques and Collecting magazine, this tradition began with the "Li'l Abner" comic strip, one of the most famous and popular American comic strips.

"Li'l Abner," created by Al Capp, depicted a countrified America as it once was, through the adventures of its characters in Dogpatch, U.S.A, stated an article in National Review magazine.

Sadie Hawkins is one of Capp's most memorable characters, who made her first appearance in November 1937. Until the mid-50s, November was known as Sadie Hawkins month and became an unofficial collegiate holiday and a comic strip character classic.

Hawkins was the ugly daughter of the most wealthy and powerful man in town and was avoided by all the town's men. Despite her family's prestige, she seemed destined to suffer the utmost humiliation with which a woman could be cursed — becoming an old maid.

Hawkins' father intervened and used his power to snare her a man. He lined up all eligible males and shot off his gun. When the gun was fired, they knew to run for their lives and their freedom.

The gunshot signaled the unwed females to enter the race and try to catch a man. When an unfortunate male was brought back, most often kicking and screaming, he had no choice but to marry the woman.

Hawkins seemed to be as quick on her feet as she was ugly and finally chased her man down. The other girls, who did not manage to catch their man, liked the idea and made Sadie Hawkins Day an annual affair to be cherished by women and dreaded by bachelors.

Capp also came up with the idea for a Sadie Hawkins dance, which captured the imaginations of American college kids. The craze spread throughout the '40s and '50s, and continues today.
Im doing the Sadie Hawkins dance in My khaki pants
Sadie Hawkins by TheJosher December 20, 2004