hateblock 

the action of using the 'hate speech' or 'incitement to hatred' reporting features on content-hosting websites with the goal of removing content from public view.

usually used when one's feelings have been hurt; with internet users becoming more sensitive, is therefore used increasingly on content that isn't really that bad, or on content that is 100% scientific/factual/objective without need for subjective opinion, making the content-hosting websites more tame and less interesting over time. an example of the tragedy of the commons.

"hey - I uploaded that video about the chemistry of A. Witz last night. did you see it yet"
"I was 10 mins in and the page refreshed to 'content restricted - inciting hatred'"
"inciting hatred? odd"
"hateblocked - gotta be... it didn't look hateful to me"
"yeah, I mean it's just a scientific documentary, jeez"
"nvm, just email it to me"

hateblock by grassius August 30, 2022

General Havelock 

This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.

"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"

General Havelock by Timmy_W November 9, 2008

haterblockers

sunglasses for protection against hatas...

i got my haterblockers on.

haterblockers by gtii May 22, 2006

hatablockas 

Hate- ah- block- ah- zzzzz: Hatablocka: A thick, dark pair of sunglasses worn over the eyes so you can stare up someone and block out the hate!

Shaline was walking down the street and said, " Guuurl, don't look at her that way!" But Shaneequah responded, " yo gurl, just chill, she can't see me, I got mah hatablockas on!"

hatablockas by Sarah And Kelsi July 13, 2006

Hatebook 

using facebook as a weapon to terrorize and belittle everyone and everything

Examples:

Status Update: Brenden is looking at your sisters profile photo while stroking it

Wall Post: Brenden Loves the fact that the Yankees lost their first game at their new stadium to the Indians 10-2

Picture Comment: That bitch looks like a zeppelin

Facebook is for yuppies, Hatebook is for bad motha f#ckas

Hatebook by smittyna April 24, 2009

haloblock 

A foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt to play Halo.

Girls have the uncanny ability to haloblock just by their tacit demand for one's complete and undivided attention.

"Why did Joe stop playing Halo?"
"He got haloblocked by his girlfriend. Again."
"Ouch."
"Yeah, he's whipped."

haloblock by Johnny Studio January 30, 2009

haverlock 

haverlock is the last name of an amazing family. they are known all around canada and are some of the most loved people there.

Girl 1: hey did you go to the haverlock’s party last night.
Girl 2: yeah it was awesome i love them

haverlock by tori•lynn January 17, 2021