Skip to main content
a shitty ass band from newmarket that got told to disband by every one of the judges yet still make music
wanna hear a shitty band?
hasket
hasket by niggerlipsZsZsd April 13, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
the most fucking rad bad ass duders around that named their band after a childrans park.

acronym is:

HANDJOBS AND SEX KILLED E.T.

fuck everyone
Do you like to party?

Hasket
hasket by JohnnyIsGay April 16, 2009
Related Words
hasket haskett Haskell haskel hasret hasset hackettstown Haset Haslet hassett
Hasset is a kind, lovable and cute girl. She is a great friend and knows how to make people laugh. She is the girl that will have your back and support you. She is not only a great riend but a great girlfriend and Is a real dime. After one glance of her you instantly fall in love with her cute smile and curly hair.
I love Hasset
hasset by anonymous September 24, 2018

Nathaniel Hackett 

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.
Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.
A very beautiful and Cute Girl. She is the best and She is the cutest girl
Hi what's your hobby?

Beeing cute af

Oh so your Name is hasret right?

Yes
hasret by Menni January 3, 2017

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
Halket is an ancient Scottish surname of Viking origin. Hack was a popular Norse and Germanic Christian name, the son of Hack, would be Hacket, as in "little Hack". The original spelling would of included the letter l. Halket also has come to mean White man amongst the American Cherokke tribe, because the old Scottish explorer John Halket was obvioulsy a white man.
The Cherokke tribe wish to live in peace with all Halkets, and vise versa
halket by John Tate September 19, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next