Haskel

Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.

Dude stop creeping on that girl, Your such a Haskel rapper.

Haskel by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019

Haskel

A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.

Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!

Haskel by ZephFurry November 26, 2019

haskel

A crotchety old man. A person who thinks he is always right. A downright schmuck.

Quit being a douche bag, you're totally being a Haskel.

haskel by Catch29 November 27, 2013

Haskel

A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.

The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!

That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.

Haskel by Socialnanigan July 16, 2021

Haskel

If your name is Haskel you are strong, resilient, loyal and have awesome fashion sense. Your smile lights up any room and gets the attention of anyone in its vicinity. You are a go-getter by nature, structured, driven by dreams and visions. Your processes are strategic and you don't rush into much of anything. When you love you love hard, and when you laugh you laugh harder. You are a friend to many but few know you deeply. Your intentions are good and your kindness is recognized by many. If you know a Haskel you have been graced with greatness.

Them: Yo, there's Haskel!
You: There goes Dopeness!

Written by: sunshine on sunflowers

Haskel by Sunnaflower November 23, 2021

Haskel Syndrome 

Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.

I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.

Haskel Syndrome by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022

Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020