haskett 

A bad ass mother fucker, who takes care of their people, loves intensely, wears their heart on their sleeves. Although, will fuck your life up if you mess with them. They are ruthless, as they are kind.

That’s Haskett kid really saved my ass back there

You know Haskett ? That’s ones person I wouldn’t cross

haskett by ZoeyDarleneStohen November 22, 2021

Nathaniel Hackett 

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

Nathaniel Hackett by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Hacketty 

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

Hacketty by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackettstown High School by midxight April 11, 2019

Haslett High School 

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

Haslett High School by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008

Hackett Combo

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an advertising copywriter who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

See also: "Shocker"

I gave Judy the Hackett Combo after dancing with her at Jim's wedding, and she was hooked.

Hackett Combo by Skeet Sauce October 23, 2005

Buddy Hackett

The Buddy Hackett is administered when a male who has not bathed in over three days sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his hand around his balls and chode, and then takes his hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.

Our group had been hiking in the Rockies for days last summer and Sarah wouldn't stop complianing the whole time. Towards the end of the trip, I decided to give her the Buddy Hackett.

Buddy Hackett by Chris Ceci December 14, 2008