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goo harpoon
1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
2.
The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
2.
The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
goo harpoon by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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man the harpoons
phrase
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
rusty harpoon
When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
rusty harpoon by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
Man the Harpoons
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
Man the Harpoons by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
The Harpoons
That which must be manned.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
The Harpoons by mightymoksha September 28, 2009