someone who is overly sexy

a desired fat boy
Sally: dont you think ellen is harpoonable?
Rod: yeah, I'd harpoon that..
by berry :-) August 12, 2007
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When something is wild or crazy
Did you see that brawl last night?

Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!
by Shish0o June 16, 2021
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That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*
by mightymoksha September 27, 2009
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"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin' time and
Bobby clappin' hands
We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"
by RC135 October 08, 2008
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A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.
Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"
by Rami Blackhole Triangle February 27, 2011
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a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
by IronMang June 23, 2010
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To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.
Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.
by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 23, 2006
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