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harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..
Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.
by Christ101 April 27, 2010
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Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)
Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”
by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018
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Harpooned a fail whale

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.
by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010
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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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