a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale
also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
by IronMang June 26, 2010
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Davonte: god why is my ass hole so cut up from that anal you gave me yesterday???
Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.
Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.
by Trilf January 31, 2010
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When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!
Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!
by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016
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Get the Hariboner mug.1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
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SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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