Definitions by Lazynutz

Fularious 

The superlative form of the word hilarious is formed by combining 'fucking' and 'hilarious' to create fularious. Fugly is a similar contraction that adds fucking to the front of an everyday term to add emphasis.

Barry: I'd pay money to watch Mike Tyson chili dog Jenna Jameson. That would be hilarious.
Lazy: Me too. Imagine him giving her a dirty sanchez afterwards all while he is wearing his boxing gloves. That would be fularious!

Fularious by Lazynutz August 30, 2005

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Yanking It 

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

Yanking It by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

Flesh Harpoon 

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.

Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.

Flesh Harpoon by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

Ashamed List 

When you hit a girl and she is a butter face, she gets added to your ashamed list. Nobody ever talks about their ashamed list, they just get made fun of by their friends for it.

After nailing 18 Cheeseburger Ass, Barry added another tick to his already lengthy ashamed list.

Ashamed List by Lazynutz July 4, 2005

Cookie Nipples 

Exceedingly large nipple area on a chick.

Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.

Cookie Nipples by Lazynutz July 4, 2005

Lazynutz

To have swollen and saggy balls hanging below the end of your penis. This phenomenon is more common after a hot shower, sauna, or sitting down in the same place for an extended period of time.

After getting out of the shower, Lance was able to seduce Kendra with is gargantuan lazynutz.

Lazynutz by Lazynutz June 27, 2005