harpe 

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harpe by adolf October 17, 2003

harpe diem 

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.

Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"

harpe diem by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008

big harpe 

The Rock band from Hazlet NJ. The name 'Big Harpe' originates with the famous post-Revolutionary War era serial killers 'Big Harpe'and 'Little Harpe' (Micajah and Wiley Harpe).

"The music of Big Harpe makes your mind dwell and your soul cry"

big harpe by Paul Apgar November 14, 2007

Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

Dung Hampers by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."

Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009