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Hamageddon 

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.
Hamageddon by nycesq April 29, 2009
Words you can keep

whamageddon 

A game, where the goal is to avoid hearing the son "Last Christmas" by Wham for as long as possible. The game typically starts 1st of December and lasts until Christmas Eve. The game is trust-based and you only lose if you hear the original.
"Damnit, thanks to the music at Wal-Mart I lost whamageddon and must reside in whamhalla until xmas"
whamageddon by Erlink December 22, 2017

Harmagedon 

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Larger than EPIC.
This movie is EPIC, nay its HARMAGEDON
Harmagedon by Alileus May 16, 2011

harmageddon 

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.
harmageddon by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

Amageddon 

A fusion of AMAzon + armaGEDDON; specifically, October 13, 2017, the day the giant retailer shut down all its customer chat boards.
Becky and I used to chat all the time; but ever since Amageddon I have no way to reach her.
Amageddon by al-in-chgo August 12, 2018

hammagedon 

A sad event when a group chat just ruined
1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day
hammagedon by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

harmageddon 

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
harmageddon by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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