Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

by nycesq April 29, 2009

whamageddon

A game, where the goal is to avoid hearing the son "Last Christmas" by Wham for as long as possible. The game typically starts 1st of December and lasts until Christmas Eve. The game is trust-based and you only lose if you hear the original.

"Damnit, thanks to the music at Wal-Mart I lost whamageddon and must reside in whamhalla until xmas"

by Erlink December 22, 2017

Harmagedon

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Larger than EPIC.

This movie is EPIC, nay its HARMAGEDON

by Alileus May 16, 2011

harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

Amageddon

A fusion of AMAzon + armaGEDDON; specifically, October 13, 2017, the day the giant retailer shut down all its customer chat boards.

Becky and I used to chat all the time; but ever since Amageddon I have no way to reach her.

by al-in-chgo August 12, 2018

hammagedon

A sad event when a group chat just ruined

1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day

by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

harmageddon

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013