when a group of
men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will
walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the
cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate
slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs,
Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an
Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.