10 definitions by Hawks.Fan.12
When a person enthusiastically backs war, but leaves the actual fighting to others, even though they are capable of joining the military themselves. When asked why they aren’t in uniform, a Chicken Hawk has a long list of weak excuses.. but the real answer is they’re afraid.
“Man we ought to stay over in the Middle East until ALL of those terrorists are done for!”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
by Hawks.Fan.12 March 2, 2020
A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019
Professional American football team based in the Pacific Northwest corner of the United States. Everyone rips on them, but they've been to three Super Bowls in nine years. Robbed in XL, won XLVIII, and lost XLIX. (barely.) They currently have arguably the coolest blue uniforms in the league. Their stadium is a nightmare for visiting teams, because the Seahawks usually win at home, and also because of the constant rain and deafening crowd noise.
Hawks fan #1: "Why didn't the Seattle Seahawks run the damn ball on the one yard line?!?!?"
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 22, 2019
The niece of Inspector Gadget. The true hero of the show, she protects her bumbling Uncle, often in secret, and assists him solving cases and foiling the schemes of Dr. Claw. She’s smart, incredibly brave, loyal, humble, patient, kind-hearted, upbeat, and cute as can be. She’s basically perfect and flawless. She’s never bitchy, never selfish and never lies. Penny’s top priorities are helping her Uncle, and also helping her dog, Brain. Although it is usually her who solves the case, she is more than happy to let her Uncle Gadget take the credit. She also carries a computer book, and her watch has a laser.
Dude, have you ever noticed that kid Penny kicks ass?
Heck yeah, man! I wish kids were really more like her. She has awesome theme music too.
Heck yeah, man! I wish kids were really more like her. She has awesome theme music too.
by Hawks.Fan.12 April 16, 2020
Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 23, 2019
A Pimp is a criminal who preys upon young girls, very often underage runaways. When a pimp spots such a girl, he will lay on the charm and sweet talk her long enough to get her alone. Then, he will often beat her, rape her, and get her hooked on hard drugs as a means of control; to make her believe she is utterly dependent on him. Then, the pimp will farm her out to “customers,” aka Johns for sex. If she gets pregnant, pimps usually force her to have an abortion. Most girls under the control of a pimp end up in prison if they’re lucky, or dead.
Man, why is the word “Pimp” used as if it’s a good thing?
Beats me, man. They take teenage girls who are rebelling against their daddy, and literally destroy their lives. Pimps are the lowest of the low.
Beats me, man. They take teenage girls who are rebelling against their daddy, and literally destroy their lives. Pimps are the lowest of the low.
by Hawks.Fan.12 February 24, 2020
The faithful dog belonging to Inspector Gadget and his niece Penny. Brain is Penny’s sidekick, and helps her on missions. Brain has human level intelligence, and can do things that normal dogs cannot, such as ride bikes and use tools. Brain has saved Inspector Gadget countless times. He loves his human comrades, especially Penny. Brain will do anything to protect his humans, and usually endures astounding amounts of punishment. All he wants in return is the company of Penny, and food.
by Hawks.Fan.12 April 20, 2020