hapst

A synonym for "happen"

If you're to hapst upon this book, burn it.

by cool_***** January 2, 2018

burning the hamster

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

by Electrosphere October 30, 2021

whats the haps

Regained popularity thanks to Gary Busey in the movie "Beyond the Ring"

Gary Busey (talking to asian crime king pin) "Yo guy! Whats the haps?"

by Craiglos April 23, 2008

HamStreak

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position

That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak

by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021