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HamStreak

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position
That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak
by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020
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Hamsteak

A nickname for the fans of the webcomic Homestuck. Usually used in a humorous or lighthearted fashion.
I just got to Act 4, am I a Hamsteak yet?
by hoemstook April 24, 2012
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Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.
by TheHamstead June 3, 2015
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Hamsterass

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009
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Hamstray

A bad prononciation of the name Homestar after Coach Z listened to the word job 280,000 times.
You did a great...job hamstray. Strongstar? Stairmaster?
by Ky Kiske July 28, 2003
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Hamsteaks

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those Hamsteaks.
by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017
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Hamspread

Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig
Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.
by Queen Olive May 22, 2019
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