Hapenis
Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006
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Hapenis by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006
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Happenis
Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006
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Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
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