Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

The name of a bright, energetic child, bringing a happy future. Could also mean half of a penis, but we don't talk about that

"Hey! His/their/her name is Hapenis, right?"
"Yeah, people mistake it for happiness. sucks to be them."