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jude henshaw 

Someone white who constantly denies it. He generally likes to think of himself as being tanned and goes out of his way to become tanned (even if it means getting sunburnt ) , constantly comparing skin colour to others. People of this nature are generally jewish.
Stop comparing skin colours! Your white as all hell. Your such a Jude Henshaw!
jude henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017

William Henshawl 

The William Henshawl is basically the same thing as a blowjob, whereas the "WH" is on a completly diferent level of coolness. One who receives a William Henshawl is a sophisticated upperclass person.
Dude, last night was amazing, so amazing. I was riding around in my limo while wearing a smoking jacket, and then boom, she attacked me giving me the best William Henshawl recorded in history!
William Henshawl by Overdun June 1, 2010

Grace hanshaw

A tall gorgeous girl. She is well known by everyone for her amazing voice and sparkling personality. even if she didnt know u, she would hug you if you were sad. you will definitely notice when she walks by you and you would know her bubbly laugh anywhere. she is popular, and has lots of friends, and is sweet and funny and talks to anyone. sooo may guys love and admire her and yet she's single. she is a cheerleader and loves to dance and sing her heart out. her best frieds will tell u that any guy she likes is pretty spectacular cause i mean who else could she like? she has brown, wavy hair that always looks perfect and the cutest dash of freckles across her nose and cheeks. her face is the prettiest u have ever seen, especially when shes smiling which is often. she can always make you laugh and is the best person in the whole world.
Grace hanshaw by kp337 December 20, 2013

jude henshaw 

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway
Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.
jude henshaw by TisNotME March 8, 2017
A maniacal lunatic, from rural Ontario Canada who sincerely believes that one day he will become "The People's Hero of Canada"
Oh, don't act like such a Henshaw!
Who do you think you are, Henshaw?
Your as crazy as Henshaw!
Your as maniacal as Henshaw!
Don't be such a Henshaw!
Henshaw by Diggin,in,Simcoe August 12, 2011
General twat-ish sayings/speeches/jokes that fall flat. Can be used to replace the word "cunt" or "shit". i.e "What a Henshaw" or "Such a Henshaw joke!"
One man walks into a bar. Says ouch!

"Such a Henshaw joke!"
Henshaw by MPC1993 March 12, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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