Happistatic refers to the greatest state of body and mind attainable to all entities. Put simply, it is the the pinnacle of positive emotion. It is happy, it is ecstatic, its happistatic!
This person is so Happistrompicalistisinessticalitypositivationalitismicalistrophonidopiministrolophononononolographislactromicalnophicicakerexitivisitisticismicalifragilisticexpialidociouslycontraliphony.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).