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Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc
Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!
hansum by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011
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1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010
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keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.
My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*
keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021

Mei Hatsume 

Best girl from boku no hero academia

If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch
Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away
In Memoirs of A Geisha, she is the prettiest bitch in all of Kyoto. Hatsumomo rules the okiya and everyone obeys her orders, especially her slave child Pumpkin.
Hatsumomo- "Were you in my room?"

Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."

Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."
Hatsumomo by Dr. Krabs 69 August 4, 2010
A blending of the Christian and Jewish holidays of Christmas and Hanukkah, usually celebrated by interfaith families. Hannumas begins at sundown on December 24th and ends eight days later on January 1st. Hannumas ends, and a new year begins.

Hannumas is celebrated with both a tree and a menorah. Small gifts are given out each night as the menorah is lit.
Lorelai sat by the tree and opened the gift from her grandfather on the third night of Hannumas.
Hannumas by Stormweather January 1, 2012

hanumanth 

Hanumanth is a very amazing and cool name which is used in many Hindu customs. Not a very common name, yet tends to represent someone sensual and appealing. Hanumanths maybe be bullied for their name yet have the sexiest bodies to make up for it.
Dude that guy plays the flute, he must be a Hanumanth!
hanumanth by i.am.chill June 29, 2016