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Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
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Hans Moleman 

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!
Hans Moleman by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

Hans Moleman 

A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.
Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman
Hans Moleman by Mason Ward January 4, 2008