Hanuman

A monkey god of the Indian religion Hinduism. Anyone with this name is amazing and strong, talented and loves to be as simple as possible they will love whoever they are with with all their heart but if you cross them they will demolish you. Anyone who tries to offend their partner they will pay because a Hanuman will beat them up.

They are not made to be strong in the mind they are made to be strong in others. They are really fit and muscular and work out alot.

Hanuman: hi guys
Bill: Hi your my best friend

Hanuman by Peoplecanbestrange December 16, 2020

Hanuman

Nigga Balls HD

Goldfish be like: æəhhhhh hanuman~

Hanuman by Calvaire June 2, 2022

The Hangman's Curse 

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.

I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.

The Hangman's Curse by Tromboneman272 September 6, 2023

Hangmans jig 

When a persons neck does not break when hung, instead the muscles in the neck and back are torn. This causes the victim to spasm in agony while suffocating to death...giving the impression of dancing a crude and horrifying jigg

18th century London: One John Leech accused of murder, sentenced to hang. He prayed for a clean break but found himself dancing the Hangmans jig.

Hangmans jig by Gallow's Humor March 15, 2011

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Hangmanned 

A type of shot with the Sniper in Gears of War.

The "Hangman" was created by a user on Xbox live under the name "II HANGMAN"

The Hangman is the act of getting a headshot on an opponent while they are in the action of climbing over a piece of cover.
Sometimes combined with a "Backpack"

BLaacKeN: Blindfire Hangman across the map?

trevasco: Nahh. You fail.

BLaacKeN: OMG! GET HANGMANNED!!!

Hangmanned by BLaacKeN March 12, 2010