A very handsome and kind person who works out often. He is seen as someone who is very strong and has a love for cars. He is one of the most handsome men on the planet. He is someone who loves to party and is someone who is very loyal.
Wow hes so kind he's a harsumer
That man is so loyal, he can only be a harsumer
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.