A term used to describe a location containing excessive quantities of alcohol, the term is derived from the original village of East Hanney - "The Land of the Bevs". The village is located in South Oxfordshire, England, and is famed for its wild population known for their ludicrous drinking habits and unrivaled nights out with visitors lucky to spot the 'Hanney Gang' out on the lash - the leading teenage clan. Legend has it that its rivers flow golden with Carling and if you squeeze its flowers with the right technique, nothing but the sweet nectar of Tsingtao and Carlsberg Export ooze out. As the settlement is renowned for its invention of ethanol, East Hanney is the ideal travel destination for anyone who views themselves as any kind of geezer, pub-goer or party animal and any place referred to as an 'East Hanney' should be treated with a similar attitude.
"I hear there's a party going on at Will's house this weekend. I'm going because they'll be loads of bevs apparently . Wanna come?"
"Sure, sounds like a bit of an East Hanney"
Hannely's are short, attractive and usually wear braces until they are 17. If you have a Hannely keep her close because her good humor and supportive nature will always be there for you. Hannely's can be found with a gay friend, as well as boys named Leonardo. Hannely's are super judgmental and hate chocolate cakes. Hannely's normally eat banana's and have naturally curly brown hair, make sure not to touch her neck! cause she bites! Hannely's normally show their affection through hugs and biting and will usually be on her phone 24/7.
-jimmy: That girl is pretty short, must be a HANNELY!
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-Ralph: WOW, ive never seen such a Hannely before!
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-Angie: Did you see Hannely playing Volleyball?
-Denise: What a great serve!