haney 

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on

p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you

haney by - .. .-. .. .- May 1, 2011

Haney 

A Powerfull god-like Being with a Huge Monster Cock

P.1 Hey are you A Haney? No? i wish i was! :(

I wish i was a Haney i wish i could be him he is so powerful and amazing give me that BIG FAT 12 INCH MONSTER COCK

Haney by Krusades June 11, 2018

Haney 

God like being with a I MEAN A GIANT FUCKING PENIS! this nigga haney just wowow omg i wish my Boy Friend was HANEY?!

omg....

Girl 1: Hey have you seen haney?
Girl 2: Yes, he just fucked the shit out of me with that 13 inch monster that thing has a mind of its own :O

Haney by IjustloveBIGBITCHES March 13, 2019

Haney 

Sucker of clocks

He's such a Haney

Haney by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

Haney

A specialized subset of Malignant Narcissism characterized by a toxic fusion of Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) and predatory manipulation. A "Haney" is defined by a "flaccid" or weak moral core masked by a grandiose public image.

Key Traits of a Haney:

• Performative Grandiosity: Often writes self-congratulatory "fan fiction" about their own character on public forums to gaslight others.

• The Victim-Aggressor Loop: Uses their emotional instability to excuse the systematic abuse and exploitation of partners for personal gain.

• Pathological Manipulation: Operates with a total lack of empathy while mirroring the traits of "amazing" people to lure in new targets.

• Fragile Ego: Requires constant external validation because their actual personality is hollow and underdeveloped.

He spends all his time online trying to convince the world he’s a hero, but anyone who actually knows him sees right through the Haney act—he's just a flaccid manipulator hiding behind a BPD diagnosis.

Haney by CeeMe May 10, 2026

Haney kids 

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland

Those haney kids are so greasy

Haney kids by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018

Haney Lallman 

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe

That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

Haney Lallman by Immabadbitchucantkillme November 19, 2018