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handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013
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handjoblin 

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).
That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

handjobburger 

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.
Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.
handjobburger by spankyp February 27, 2010

handjobbies 

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.
Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.
handjobbies by Aya March 2, 2005

Handjobbin'

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.
Handjobbin' by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008

Handjogging

The act of receiving or giving a hand job while running, sometimes for miles.
My girl and I were handjogging down the street, and almost got hit by a car right as I reached climax.
Handjogging by Jiggulus Diggulus January 10, 2009
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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