handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013

handjoblin 

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005

handjobburger 

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.

Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.

handjobburger by spankyp February 27, 2010

handjobbies 

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

handjobbies by Aya March 2, 2005

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

Handjobbin' by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008

Handjogging

The act of receiving or giving a hand job while running, sometimes for miles.

My girl and I were handjogging down the street, and almost got hit by a car right as I reached climax.

Handjogging by Jiggulus Diggulus January 10, 2009