handjobbies 

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

handjobbies by Aya March 2, 2005

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

Handjobbery by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

Handjobbery by sandman913 September 28, 2013

handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

Handjobbin' by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008