Hencident

Any incident that was directly caused by the consumption of Hennessy

I had a hencident at the bar last night.

by Rarryboy October 1, 2022

Hapcident

A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.

The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.

by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011

kencident

transitive verb - A somewhat emotional response to a significant incident where the speaker explains to the cause of said incident the error of action and/or judgement, including a personal statement; using a verbal method of illustration which is both unique and inappropriate enough to the given environment to be both humorous and offending in general.

Origin:

English contraction, from Middle English, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin

ken - name, from Middle English
incident-, incidens, from Latin, present participle of incidere to fall into, from in- + cadere to fall

First Known Use: Mid 2010

In response to a poorly worded email:
"That guy is about to have on serious kencident."

In response to a kencident
"Jim caused a kencident when he dropped the ball for the fourth time.""

by instructor March 29, 2013

haccident

A happy accident! An accidental action, event, incident, or occurence that has a positive outcome.

It was a haccident when I took the wrong street and I ended up getting there faster.

by DarinB September 7, 2020

handcident

When you are walking in a hallway or a sidewalk and someone accidentally swings their hand back while walking and hits your dick.

I was heading to bio when the kid in front of me accidentally swung his hand right into my junk, it was an awkward handcident.

by Slayer_Kid July 19, 2016

heavidently

Refers to how someone's still-corpulent figure indicates that he isn't sticking to his diet.

President Taft's doctor put him on a strict low-carb diet, but in the end they hadda bury him in a coffin da size of a piano-case, so heavidently he didn't "behave himself" in the culinary department.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018

Bencident

Any action resulting in the uncontrolled or premature loss of urinary or colorectal function. Thus resulting in a soaking or soiling of ones undergarments and or exterior clothing.

I was eating the best chili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower

by Shane-O 1984 April 27, 2019