handass

hand thats been shoved up your ass

i have a handass

by Loopdick February 15, 2017

Hadassah

Hadassah is crazy fun once you get to know her. When Hadassah walks in a room time stops for people that see her look at her. Man or Women. She may act nice, but her words are lethal. Be careful not to get on her bad side.

Guy: Did you see Hadassah, I think I'm in love
Girl: Omg Hadassah hates me now, my reputation is ruined

by iden.deity February 8, 2017

hardass

A hardass or hard ass is someone who is very authoritative or who appears to be such. This type of person will have his or her own way and expects the respect and co-operation of others.

This is someone who won't let you get away with anything. Someone who falls into this category usually offers a lot of tough love and tends to lack empathy for other people.

As long as you show a good level of respect in a hardass' presence, you should be fine. They prey on teenagers and those who are feeble-minded.

Person 1: Oh man, my dad's such a hardass.
Person 2: Yeah, what did he do?
Person 1: He kicked me out of the house and enrolled me in the army just for skipping one class.
Person 2: Shiiiit! WHAT a hardass.
Person 1: Duuuude, I know.

by Satiric Writer July 20, 2009

casual hardass

When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product

yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight

by Crystal Jiovanna December 8, 2007

Hadassah

Hadassah is Very funny and short. Hadassah has a big heart and is really nice. She will go out her way for many. She’s beautiful, inside and out. She is true to the ones she loves. If you meet a Hadassah keep her because I guarantee Once you meet her you can’t live without her.

”Hadassah is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without her”

by DottieROCKZ October 15, 2019

Hadassah

Hadassah is a superhero in disguise. She like pizza and dogs...

Hi my name's Hadassah and I like pizza. HUUUUUH

by FrankEdward April 4, 2017

one hand ass

" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"

How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"

2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "

by llessur71 March 28, 2016