Hardassery

Person who tries to be a hard ass

This man is trying to fool me with his hardassery

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Headassery

The act of doing dumbass shit

The Headassery of Vape Squad 2.0 is unbelievable

by Lq3 May 11, 2016

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Headassery

The act of doing stupid shit

Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated on me 2 weeks ago, but he’s changed now so we’re getting back together

Girl 2: Stop the headassery, you know damn well he hasn’t changed

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Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

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