hancey 

works in wreake valley,
big floppy cock with no balls,
has a beard that looks really gay,
dont speak he just grunts,
wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,
lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,
uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew

mr hancey is a twat
cock tit wanker pedo

hancey by mr hancey is a twat April 23, 2005

Keith Haney 

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

Keith Haney by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Hancel 

he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.

Hancel is the best.

Hancel by indianarose February 3, 2010

Framing Hanley

Framing Hanley is a five-piece American post-hardcore band that formed in 2005 in Nashville, Tennessee, and released their first studio album in 2007. Lead singer & songwriter Kenneth Nixon, guitarists Ryan and Brandon, bassist Luke and drummer Chris came together to form Framing Hanley and quickly gained a large following in Nashville. First formed in 2005, the band posted some demos of their songs on the bands myspace page. In November 2006, these demos were discovered by Brett Hestla, former Creed bassist and frontman of Dark New Day. Hestla helped the young Nashville based quintet record a 2 song demo in his Florida studio which captured the attention of Jeff Hanson (Creed, Sevendust, Paramore) and his record label Silent Majority Group. The band recorded their debut album, The Moment, with Hestla in Orlando, Florida. The disc was released in August 2007 and includes the single "Hear Me Now". In November of 2008, Framing Hanley released The Moment Deluxe Edition with a cover of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" song. The band has since toured with Evans Blue. According to an interview with Kenneth Nixon, up until the end of 2006, the band was called a different name, Embers Fade. Nixon stated that "our drummer's fiancée Ashley Hanley passed away in October of 2006. She was a best friend of the rest of the band, and we wanted to do something to somewhat honor her. She used to take pictures for our band, hence 'framing.' Naming our band Framing Hanley was the least we could do for someone that means so much to us."

Framing Hanley did an awesome cover of the song "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne.

&& the lead singer is HOTT! =]

Framing Hanley by Jacqueline Torres January 17, 2009

Mr. Hankey 

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

Ryan Hanley 

Having to take a shit while running.

Chris: Is Mitchell okay? He's slowing down.
Nick: I think he's pulling a Ryan Hanley

Ryan Hanley by KPap501 June 29, 2010

East Hanney

A term used to describe a location containing excessive quantities of alcohol, the term is derived from the original village of East Hanney - "The Land of the Bevs". The village is located in South Oxfordshire, England, and is famed for its wild population known for their ludicrous drinking habits and unrivaled nights out with visitors lucky to spot the 'Hanney Gang' out on the lash - the leading teenage clan. Legend has it that its rivers flow golden with Carling and if you squeeze its flowers with the right technique, nothing but the sweet nectar of Tsingtao and Carlsberg Export ooze out. As the settlement is renowned for its invention of ethanol, East Hanney is the ideal travel destination for anyone who views themselves as any kind of geezer, pub-goer or party animal and any place referred to as an 'East Hanney' should be treated with a similar attitude.

"I hear there's a party going on at Will's house this weekend. I'm going because they'll be loads of bevs apparently . Wanna come?"
"Sure, sounds like a bit of an East Hanney"

East Hanney by Bevington101 September 25, 2017