Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A porn website. No it’s not hamster porn
Damn I came to that video on xhamster

(I couldn’t think of a good example, sorry)
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
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xHamster is a porn site that focuses on amateur porn and user uploads
You should have seen how much my gf makes me shoot! We did it three time and I uploaded it to xHamster.
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by gerolsteinery September 25, 2017
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