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hamstring stretch standing
Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
hamstring stretch standing by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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hamstring
To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung
The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
Hamstering
When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
Hamstering by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008
hamstringed
Coming from the word Hamstring. Hamstringed is the past tense of being Hamstrung. IE, to be slowed down by act of receiving hamstring. Once you are Hamstringed, your movement is slowed by up to 50%. This effect will usually last for about 45 seconds. During this time, you are more likely to get owned, pwnd, and/or phwned by someone who is not hamstrung, thus give them the advantage to move at default speed.
Person A: Hey, come over here before we get caught.
Person B: Ok, OMW
Person A: Oh no!!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: Oh shit!, I’m hamstringed son!!
Person B: Well, come over here, we can hide
Person A: I’m hamstringed!!
Person B: ???
Person A: I’M HAMSTRINGED!!
Person A: Hamstringed
Person B: ...
Person B: Ok, OMW
Person A: Oh no!!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: Oh shit!, I’m hamstringed son!!
Person B: Well, come over here, we can hide
Person A: I’m hamstringed!!
Person B: ???
Person A: I’M HAMSTRINGED!!
Person A: Hamstringed
Person B: ...
hamstringed by ZzFive03 May 2, 2006
Johnny Hamsterdick
Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009
hamsterdance
To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.
Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"
hamsterdance by Carrite March 16, 2009