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hamsterectomy 

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.
I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...
hamsterectomy by Busta hip June 4, 2009
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Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

hysterectomy 

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture
I'm going to get a hysterectomy.
hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysterectomy 

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy
Hysterectomy by Octamate September 22, 2019

Hipsterectomy 

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.
I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!
Hipsterectomy by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

hysterectomy 

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.
hysterectomy by MaxEdison September 22, 2010

manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina