A Woman's thighs, legs, or butt. Generally applies to the thighs, Comes from the word ham, which is the thigh in a cut of pork. Can be used also used as Hams & Hammy.
My girlfriend loves showing off her hams in skimpy shorts during the summer. The men love staring at her hams!
by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 16, 2013
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
by lazyfatbum May 03, 2009
After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.
by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 20, 2015
A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.
That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.
by Greggie Eggie January 29, 2017
A Ham is a burger with no bread. A loser, a peasant, a bum with no motion and no desire or solution to make some money. Whatever you do stay away from Hams they are contagious and NEED a vaccine.
Yusuf is a ham bro, he was begging for 10$ to his cashapp for to buy a lettace wrap. He gotta get off his ass and make some bread.
by Taliburner July 17, 2022
by TMAC September 30, 2003