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hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.
As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.
by MBC March 31, 2003
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Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus
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arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries
Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches
by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016
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bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.
Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.
by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004
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Free Ham Sandwich Day

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022
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Egg and Ham Sandwich

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.
by Haley Solo August 28, 2019
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stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.
Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.
by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018
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