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A thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. To beat the meat. Bash the bishop. Abuse the one eyed trouser snake
The bitch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over Kirsty Young.
hamshank by Rutters August 14, 2003
Words you can keep
a hamshank is a british or just an H slang word for a wank
i had a hamshank last night
hamshank by Im H and im me October 2, 2011
The Hamshank was superior to Cereal Killer
hamshank by Hamshank December 27, 2008
originally a word for a JOINT of ham... used to describe a rather large jimmy.
"thats a tasty hamshank"
hamshank by Jenibean November 24, 2006

Hamshank Frank 

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.
I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.
Hamshank Frank by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021

gyrating hamshank 

You could but you shouldn't.
dropped the soap, surprised him with a gyrating hamshank
"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"
Ham Shank by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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