hamshank

A thoroughly enjoyable pasttime which only requires one hand. To beat the meat. Bash the bishop. Abuse the one eyed trouser snake

The bitch had a headache again so i had to have a quick hamshank over Kirsty Young.

hamshank by Rutters August 14, 2003

hamshank

a hamshank is a british or just an H slang word for a wank

i had a hamshank last night

hamshank by Im H and im me October 2, 2011

hamshank

An extremely sexy and intelligent person.

The Hamshank was superior to Cereal Killer

hamshank by Hamshank December 27, 2008

hamshank

originally a word for a JOINT of ham... used to describe a rather large jimmy.

"thats a tasty hamshank"

hamshank by Jenibean November 24, 2006

Hamshank Frank 

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.

I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.

Hamshank Frank by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021

gyrating hamshank 

You could but you shouldn't.

dropped the soap, surprised him with a gyrating hamshank

gyrating hamshank by noble sweetrolls January 1, 2012

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

Ham Shank by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003