hampterism

A religion that is far more superior than any other. You will worship the all mighty hampter

I believe in hampterism

by Durr durr cave man August 29, 2023

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harperism

harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun

1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.

2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.

3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.

derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective

"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}

by tkkn April 1, 2011

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Haterism

Haterism is a disease. One may catch haterism by just hatin to much. Haterism causes one to b a chronic hater without notice. U will not notice ur even hatin even though it is painfully clear to everyone around u.

Symptoms:
~Chronic Hatin
~Just bein ignorsnt to anyone around u, for no reason
~Bein a Punk
~Not bein able to back up wat u say with any logical and/or senesibal reaon as to why u said it what so ever
~actin like an asshole

Notes:
~Haterism has no actual effect on ur health. It just makes u hate like a lil bitch
~There is no cure for haterism, once u got it there is no getting rid of it.
~Haterism is also normally in association with a very common disease known as BITCHASSNESS (Which also has no cure).
~Haterism can be contagious

Please go get your yearly Hater exam. Haterism is serious, see your local Hateroligist for more information

by Somebody U Don't Kno March 31, 2009

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Haterism

Displaying hate for the next individual success as a result of ones own short commings.

Yo, cuz. Your bitch chose me so there's no need for all of the mean-mugging. Take the haterism elsewhere.

by Markus Levell Price January 15, 2004

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Haterism

1.) The act of hating
2.) An artistic style formed in the 20th Century by haters.
3.) A religion formed by haters
4.) A wall post on the internet or something said aloud which makes the victim look bad in front of a large group of people.

Ex. "Damn Adam... stop leaving haterisms on my wall, you're not the only one that reads that shit"

Ex. "Adam has been practicing haterism for some time now, he needs some self-esteem"

by Nick T Moore November 10, 2008

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hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

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