A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

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Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

Hayposting by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022

hampster

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

hampster by noelle October 14, 2003

hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

hampster cannon by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

hampsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

hampsterdam by Molson December 24, 2006

hampster

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026