hamcost

Hamcost is a term typically used in a dialogue when trying to make the other person feel dumb and throw them off their game. You simply throw in the phrase, "quit being a Hamcost". They Reply, "What's a hamcost?". Then you say, "about $4.50 per pound". It takes some practice, but effective when used correctly

You are in an argument with your buddy Heath, not a bad argument, but just a friendly argument and he starts talking trash. You go, "Heath, stop being a Hamcost". He replies, What the f's a hamcost" and you reply, "about $4.15 per pound dumbass". It will throw off any argument.

by Binderio November 13, 2007

hampost

Referring to the engorged male member.

"I made sure she felt like she had been tied to the hampost."

by Joey Shabidou February 13, 2006

Hamcest

two giant pieces of ham fucking and creating little bacon bits.

Josh: Hey man, what's up?

Kevin: Not much, just eating some bacon bits.

Josh: Ew, what the fuck man? That's sick!

Kevin: What? How?

Josh: *sigh* Hamcest, broseph. Hamcest.

by blackJesus January 24, 2013