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Tampstamp 

A Portmanteau of Tampon and Stamp. The name of the act involving a woman dropping a recently used Tampon from the top of a building greater than 9 stories tall which not only lands on, but sticks to the head of a pedestrian below.
"Hey Sally, remember when the wind ruined your Tampstamp last Tuesday?"
Tampstamp by awesomeolion January 17, 2010
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Pork sword, cock, penis, plain and simple.
I met this chick at the convenience store and took her back to the Cadillac Motel where I slipped her the ol' hamtampon.

Hampstand 

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.
"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."
Hampstand by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011