Hamppster

A hamppster is when you cum into a ladies body wash.

*busts a quick hamppster in moms shampoo*

Hamppster by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019

Hamppster

when you cum in a ladies body wash

*takes a quick hamppster in moms body wash*

Hamppster by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019

halfpster 

Literally a half-hipster. Usually, a true hipster will not admit to being one to preserve their social independence and obscurity which makes it difficult to pinpoint the difference between hipsters and halfpsters. Many people are not prepared to fully commit to being so superior and hip all the time, causing many people to be classified somewhere within gray area of halfpster-dom. Halfpsters can be identified by the presence of some mainstream music on their playlists, occasional appearance of branded clothing in their wardrobe, and general denial of being wholly and truly hipster.

Hipster Friend: What is this Flo-Rida doing on your iPod? You know how over-produced his stuff is.

Halfpster: Yeah I know, but I like that song. Sue me.

halfpster by orangedizzle February 6, 2013

burning the hamster 

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

burning the hamster by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

hampter 

a squished hamster

hampter.

hampter by cantbebotheredtothinkofname January 25, 2021

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

Gaijin server hamster by Electrosphere October 30, 2021